It's basically a wearable hug, seasoned with irony.

You've got the spirit, but you need the layers. This isn't just a sweatshirt; it's your official uniform for a season that requires extreme comfort while you navigate a pumpkin patch and debate the correct way to pronounce "challah."

Perfect for those crisp autumn nights when you're too old for trick-or-treating but absolutely not too old for carbs and cackles. It's cozy enough for a horror movie marathon, and just stylish enough that you can wear it out in public without judgment (mostly).

The Details You'll Love:

• Unisex Fit: Roomy enough to hide all the Halloween candy you swore you wouldn't eat.

• Warm & Cuddly Fabric: The only thing softer is a fresh, uncut loaf.

• Peak Holiday Sass: A festive design that says, "I love Halloween, but I also really love Jewish baked goods."

Forget the sheet-ghost costume. This is the only way to be challah-day ready!